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November 16 2009

Caught Swine Flu from peasant in coach on flight from ORD to DCA. Will now complain about sickness for next 10 tweets. #mattnevans

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Flight out of ORD on 777. Didn't get bumped so stuck in coach with regular people. *ick* Think guy next to me has H1N1. #mattnevans

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November 13 2009

Hey @linkedin, thanks for offering to link to my Twitter feed! Now all my professional contacts can enjoy my poop jokes too!

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November 12 2009

My missed connection: you, very cute, large sunglasses, driving SUV, picking your nose. You turned, I smiled, you blushed. (via @stefandam)

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Old man cred earned today: plugged up toilet at home and followed up with toilet at work. But now I know where the keep the plunger.

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November 08 2009

Throw away the software that does not respect you. (via @rands)

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November 03 2009

Hey everyone! You're using Twitter wrong! Follow @hotdogsladies to find out how. twitter.com/...

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Imminent impact @MacHeist (151.7,174.4) Witness it and get DaisyDisk ($20) for FREE to reclaim GBs of space on your Mac! http://macheist.com

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November 01 2009

Covert as many mindless followers as possible: http://j.mp/3S5ahz (via @rands)

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October 28 2009

Can anyone tell me why I can't log into my Geocities site?

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October 26 2009

It looks like you're installing windows: http://j.mp/2kq2hP (via @rands)

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October 25 2009

Sunday morning. The perfect time to watch a documentary about Jonestown. http://bit.ly/wkhw7

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October 20 2009

What the he'll happened to "Big Bang"? Damn you CBS! I need my Whill Wheton!

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October 14 2009

If you get a call from "Unknown", its just me calling from Skype. Now I can make calls from _inside_ my house. Thx 4 nothin' AT&T!

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October 13 2009

Working from a Panera Bread. WiFi is nice and snappy. All the noise is not real conducive to making calls though.

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October 06 2009

Yes, grocery store manager, 6:20pm is the perfect time for the cashier shift change. Not like there are many customers here.

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October 05 2009

Holy crap! Learning a hard lesson about rush hour traffic. 11 min drive now clocking at 23 min and still not there!

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Thally Draper really needs to thee a thpeach therapist. #madmen (via @pass2moses)

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The Good Enough Revolution: When Cheap and Simple Is Just Fine

This is it. This is the mantra of the current teens and twenties generations. What are companies doing to accommodate this shift in thinking? iPhone developers are bringing this to their software offerings, which in turn is being brought to the desktop. Many of the big companies are doing nothing, which is just fine. They are welcome to fail.

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October 03 2009

Took a gamble and didn't buy diapers for my drive home. One scary moment on the NY toll hwy. Had to buy chips to use the non-public bathroom

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